New obsession. Totally cleared up a rash in my face overnight. Even used it on my baby’s diaper rash.
Five day master cleanse starts now.
Nine months. My kid has been alive for nine months. Let’s just recap a typical day, shall we?
Today we had bottles, ate food, yada yada. Rushed to music class this afternoon where he puked on me not once but twice. Awesome. We rolled around at home and I got attacked by an effing giraffe along with a head butt to the mouth. He didn’t even notice, me on the other hand…ouch. Attempted to take pics but he just. Wouldn’t. Sit Still. Chased him up the stairs a few times because…omg stairs! In an hour I’ll attempt to make dinner while watching him crawl and climb around the most dangerous place in our house because god forbid he be confined to a play pin or jumparoo.
By 8:00 I’ll feel like I’ve run a marathon.
Same place and time tomorrow?
(As I just finished writing this he had smashed his fingers in the child proof cabinet.)